I researched Donald Trump’s most used speech phrases thinking I’d somehow form them into a drinking game for the debates, but realized that was certainly asking to hospitalize everyone I knew from alcohol poisoning.

So, instead, I offer you a poem where each line is an opt-used quote. It’s… something.

Words. The very best words.

Donald Trump in His Own Words

Atlantic City
A lot of money
That I can tell you

Just so you understand
We’re going to
Make America Great Again
Going to build a wall

And you know what?
There’s something going on
Thousands of people
All over the place
We have no idea who

I called it

By the way
Crooked Hillary
One of the worst
Better than me?
Excuse me?
Give me a break

Unbelievable.

(Believe it)