I researched Donald Trump’s most used speech phrases and wrote a poem where each line is an opt-used quote. It’s… something.
Be strong for the sake of being strong.
Smart for the sake of being smart.
Confident for the sake of confidence.
Not because they make you sexy.
They’re ousting Hamilton for a woman on the $10 bill. Don’t get too excited— you know it’s going to be some colonial white lady.
You weren’t planning on working today, were you? So, it was a hell of a week, you guys. Gay marriage is just plain ol’ marriage now, all across the US of A. We wrote about it here and reacted in gifs here. Supreme Court justices announced a 6-3 decision to preserve the Affordable Care Act. […]
I am a heterosexual, Christian, single woman. And I am here to CELEBRATE THE SHIT OUT OF THE SCOTUS RULING. GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL, BITCHES! WHOOOOO! I am no one’s theologian, but let’s be clear. The SCOTUS ruling has not re-defined marriage, invalidated marriage, destroyed marriage, blah blah fucking blah. Two people getting married should […]