When I am murdered by the police, will you shake your head and sigh?
Talk about how dangerous it is for police, and forget my murder is a crime?
Dealing with SAD
“I can’t tell you what a relief it is to just be sick, not sick and crazy. And to know what I have and that there are a lot of other people who have the same thing.” “I don’t like the name, I think it ought to have a better name…” Golden Girls Season 5, […]
Diary of a Faux Triathlon Trainee
So I made what was undoubtedly one of the less sensible decisions of my life, and decided to try to train to complete the Drexel University Indoor Triathlon. Never mind the fact that I hate running. Never mind the fact that I cannot swim. Never mind the fact that I keep misspelling “triathlon.” I’ve succumb […]
We Make it Rain on These Bros
They’re ousting Hamilton for a woman on the $10 bill. Don’t get too excited— you know it’s going to be some colonial white lady.
Taste the Rainbow, Cause Marriage is For Everyone
I am a heterosexual, Christian, single woman. And I am here to CELEBRATE THE SHIT OUT OF THE SCOTUS RULING. GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL, BITCHES! WHOOOOO! I am no one’s theologian, but let’s be clear. The SCOTUS ruling has not re-defined marriage, invalidated marriage, destroyed marriage, blah blah fucking blah. Two people getting married should […]